Attention, Attention.

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 So I'm collecting underwear. It can be any type, size, color and pattern. It does't matter. I won't discriminate. So if anyone would be so kind as to donate,that would be wonderful~♥ Also, If anyone wants mine. Just ask. 

Ps. If you're shy you can always leave it anonymously at my door. 


(ooc: An was dared to make a post asking for underwear. She will play along for the most part.)

Comments

[puri_fied]

I think I need a trade if I'm going to give up some of my underwear. And since mine are probably going to be larger than yours, I think you should also give me some kind of delicious baked good as an additional incentive.

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Are you planning on wearing mine? No.

[puri_fied]

You never said I had to tell you want I wanted to do with your underwear.

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Then I'm not giving you them. Simple.

[puri_fied]

That's not fair.


I won't wear them and I'm not going to sell them to dirty men for money either.

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Please don't tell me you'll sniff them.

[puri_fied]

I'm so concerned that you have such a perverted mental image of me.


I'm not going to sniff them either. I prefer doing that to gloves.

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Then?

Ew. Glove smell is gross.

[puri_fied]

Then what?

And you know that because...?

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You didn't say what you were going to use them for.


I've used some before?

[puri_fied]

I thought ruling out the most objectionable things to do with them would be satisfactory.


And you sniffed them after? that's gross.

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Mmm, it's for science.

Before! That's even worse after.

[puri_fied]

Mine isn't.


What other gross things have you sniffed? I bet you're a shoe sniffer--- oh my god, you go into the changing rooms during practice and sniff people's shoes, don't you?

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I'd rather die than smell shoes.

[puri_fied]

I'm never leaving my shoes alone in the changing room. Who knows who's touching them while I'm playing tennis. What a horrific thought.

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What you don't know can't really hurt you.

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[puri_fied]

Hey Na-chan, Sanada's a boring captain and he makes me want to skip training.

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What does that have to do with anything? He's just strict.

[puri_fied]

Making casual conversation. He makes me hate tennis.